(!*@&#^*!&$^.

the stupid accountant filled out the wrong form. the even more idiotic and bitchy collection agency bimbo is being a hardass and i have to get my original return to my accountant somehow - when i did last year's return online, it crashed my machine and i couldn't print it out - so thursday i was told to call the nj state tax call center - who in turn are sending me a request form to send back requesting my return so that i can send that to my accountant who will hopefully fill out the correct thing and send that back to me so i can send the 1040x to the stinking collector again showing them that THEY owe ME $44 as opposed to ME owing THEM $1600

why am i freaking out? well, i just got a notice in the mail from Federal stating how THEY have GIVEN my REFUND to the EFFING STATE OF EFFING NEW EFFING JERSEY.

and my mom is telling me to walk into the local tax assistance center and get the request form... DO YOU REALIZE WHERE THAT IS?

newark.... NEWARK.

i will die if my pasty white leg (even with the fake tan i have) steps foot in Newark (seriously, i will most likely be mauled to death)

am a tad grumpy - i feel ill.

effing taxes.