ladies and gentlemen... the main reason i am moving in with her is so i can talk to her offline:
gigglechickha: click there go to my site - click the words Full Frontal that's above the dotted line
GiggleMom: And...
gigglechickha: mom. my site pops up automatically in IE...please use IE
gigglechickha: and read ....
GiggleMom: I cant go to the site when I'm talking to you here remember???
gigglechickha: *sigh* go now. and i will still be here. go. try it. please.... for me?
GiggleMom: THIS IM BOX IS IN THE WAY!!!!!
gigglechickha: MOVE IT TO THE RIGHT> click the top bar of the IM box and drag it to the right
gigglechickha: do the same for the whole AOL window - click the top bar and drag to the right
GiggleMom: All kinds of crap is happening - are we out of room here - whats going on
GiggleMom: things no longer are blinking "IM" & a long time ago stopped blinking internet explorer
gigglechickha: i don't know what you are seeing. do you see on the LEFT BEHIND THE AOL screen... the IE square?
GiggleMom: I DO NOT KNOW WHERE ANY AOL SCREEN IS!!!!!The screen under this is the email box
gigglechickha: yes
GiggleMom: what do you mean YES?//
gigglechickha: okay... one sec
gigglechickha:: listen... the email box and IM boxes are IN the aol program.... do you see the containing window these items are in?
GiggleMom: Actually if I stay on another second - there probably WON'T BE A SCREEN -- my foot will probably be through it
GiggleMom: Erin - i don't want to play anymore.
gigglechickha: okay. let me run through it with you over the weekend
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flash forward - 12:45am.... emails come zinging my way:
You have me locked out of your site somehow don't you?? I spent 1/2 hour or
more now just trying to access your sight - couldnt do it from google -
finally did from aol & saw your recent entry telling others to go to "gigglechickha"
_ when i tried to do that it was "unable to locate" -- what's the story - I
think you are not allowng me to see your blog!!!
i sent her an email that she didn't get yet and then THIS email comes swooping down on me like a howler:
Think you're ignoring me - anyway F--- this whole thing - I have better things to do in my life then sit here 1 hour looking for your site.......or anyone elses!! Goodnight - see what you can sell this thing for@@@!!!
*sigh*... this is going to be interesting.
sweet jeezuz.... there's more... she's IMing me.... the following is almost Being John Malcovich-esque.... my head hurts now:
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gigglechickha: not ignoring you!
gigglechickha: i sent you email
GiggleMom: Didnt receive any email. The one you said you sent over an hour ago or anything else
gigglechickha: no i just sent you an email
gigglechickha: strange.
GiggleMom: How about the ? about being shut out of your blog - This is about the 10th time I ?'d you - you must think I'm really stupid
gigglechickha: are you using IE or AOL
GiggleMom: I used BOTH
gigglechickha: that's weird then - i certainly didn't shut you out of my blog.
gigglechickha: you were able to see a little of it right
GiggleMom: What & where is the BLOG
gigglechickha: when you OPEN IE, the blog is the homepage
gigglechickha: it automatically is there in the window
GiggleMom: All I saw was an entry - telling others to go to gigglechickha full frontal or something - that's what I'm talking about being shut out of
GiggleMom: what window????????????????????????
gigglechickha: that was my IM with you that i posted... then you are supposed to .... listen i will have to talk to you on the phone or when i am down there in person - this is killing me and i am tired
GiggleMom: I'm tired too - was only going to spend 5 mis 1 1/2 hours ago AFTER WE HAD signed off - to peek @ your sight & ran into all the bs - Forget it -- like I said in the email - sell this thing 4 all I care
gigglechickha: no
gigglechickha: i will show you more this weekend
GiggleMom: Well if you're going to play games & bs me
gigglechickha: i AM NOT
gigglechickha: how the hell am i playing games and bsing you?
GiggleMom: You have YET TO ANSWER THE ????? I asked numerous times about where others are reading the stuff you're telling them to look at
gigglechickha: they are freaking ON MY FUCKING SITE... the are clicking on words that say THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME and FULL FRONTAL just play on it and click things
GiggleMom: You're telling me the BLOG IS THE HOMEpage - yet these other people are going somewhere else!!! You've indicated it right there on the home page.
gigglechickha: just CLICK a lot of crap on my site
gigglechickha: NO I AM NOT TELLING PEOPLE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE THE POST I HAD UP THERE WAS ME TELLING YOU TO CLICK ON FULL FRONTAL
GiggleMom: Why couldnt I access your site from google by just clicking on the web address that shows your addresss????
GiggleMom: Where are you?
gigglechickha: i would really have to see what you did. when you are in IE on the tool bar - that's the top navigation bar - erm, or in simpler terms on the TOP of the IE window (the pages are called windows) there's HOME button, that looks like a house.... clcik it and it will take you to my site
GiggleMom: I'm pooped - really tired - going to try one more peek & yours & Kates site - & then going to bed - please dont call me early in the am
gigglechickha: okay.... gnight i love ya
GiggleMom: Love you too ..,,,, if I can't access the site & find anything I'M SELLING THIS!!
gigglechickha: no you aren't
GiggleMom: It's too frustrating!!
gigglechickha: get some sleep
GiggleMom: It's not enjoyable when its such a pain in the ass!
GiggleMom: GOODNIGHT!!!!
gigglechickha: night
