9:14 AM|brilliant....ok, i am off to be devoured by west nile skeeters and maybe see a bear or deer... yay!!! talk to you monday!!!
10:29 AM|i can't believe i didn't make the list! it's actually
michael gross and
meredith baxter's birthday too...you KNOW... the "
Family Ties" parents
yes i am listing some who share my day with me :) :
Berke Breathed (Bloom County)
Prince William of Windsor ... yep, kids, he's 19
Jean-Paul SartreRobert Pastorelli, the painter guy from Murphy Brown
Joe Flaherty... from SCTV fame!!!
5:06 PM|i have to hop in the shower... am meeting up with joe at the stoned crow...then he's taking me out for a night-before-my-birthday dinner of paella (jeez, did i spell that right?)and then we're off to see the rerelease of monty python's holy grail on 12th... i loves me the python boys!!!
my apartment is once again untidy...not a dump...but untidy...still presentable... but...
and i hope i don't run into the poor man's
gallagher again!
12:32 PM|so... i dragged my butt over to the bagel place ordered up a coffee and a cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese slathered on it... plunked down at one of the tables outside and sat for an hour reading Plan B... scary, i could get used to relaxing like this so easily... then i treated myself to a manicure and pedicure...
oh, so yesterday, i wandered into the city around 3:30ish to forage for food. i get out of the PATH at christopher street...and i am walking around...beautiful day, needed to get out of sledgehammer noise pollution apartment... i'm walking, i'm walking... all of a sudden this guy walks out of a grocery and *SMACK* into me!!!!! freakish redheaded skinny pasty guy (normally i LIKE this look, but not this day) guy grins says sorry and walks away... i hear another guy say "Hey CarrotTop, how ya' doin' today?" and the redhead answers 'fine"

fricking bumped into
CarrotTop. (apparently he's a web designer now, too. cripes)
i don't know if our paths crossing might be similar to a black cat crossing my path or not... i just felt a little depressed... couldn't bump into ray romano, jim gaffigan or kevin james...or seinfeld for that matter...no, i get CarrotTop. story of my life, kids... *sigh*
ok. that was a really catty comment. sorry, CarrotTop. forgive me.
(memo to self: start writing material and get the heck back up on stage SOON! i mean, come ON! you have the time now, er)
1:18 PM|the upside to being laid off on june 19th...
1. now i can catch up with my "stories"...
2. it's summer, i lost 21 pounds, and i bought a new bathing suit... i don't have to hide my pasty white skin no mo'... tanning accelerator, baby!!
3. on thursdaythe 21st i will have achieved my ultimate goal of being a unemployed, unmarried with no-offspring 31 year old woman with semi bad credit that has to take care of her sick mother... i am hoping to get crow's feet and halitosis for my birthday - so keep your fingers crossed.
4. i get to hear the construction guys wielding, scraping and banging their sledgehammers against the metal balcony outside my apartment for 8 hours a day.
5. i can catch up on my nail filing
6. i get to revamp my resumé for the umpteenth time in my life.
7. i never tire of hearing the "awwwwww, you poor thing, you lost your job?" phrase and especially the 'pity look'
8. when i am hungry and can no longer afford food, i can go back to my old habit of watching Emeril on the Food Network and feel full and satisfied... and also POSSIBLY lose weight.
9. i can pretend i am a teacher and tell people i get the summers off
10. i get to nap ANYTIME i want.