don't you just love waking up and finding that someone has gone insane at 2:04am and posted a delightful comment on your site?
i sure do. my oh my.... it's just grand.
of course when the ip address is 66.120.162.233 and they've used what is most likely a fake name and fake email address... it makes you wonder how disgustingly unhappy they are with their own lives that they are lashing out calling someone a "fat strumpet" (which, in and of itself, "strumpet" is up there in my top twenty favourite words...so that's fine by me with the strumpet usage)
fat, on the other hand, well, i could care less what this "person" thinks about my weight. i am nowhere near stomach stapling size and i just went down a dress size over the past week... so if you think i am fat, i suppose you should meet me in person, eh? right.
as for the birth control, i use that in my stand-up act... i also use it to regulate my menstrual flow... on top of that, i don't want children at this point in my life, so i choose to take OvCon35 - the official anti-baby vitamin of gigglechick.com™.
i also use my birth control as a calender/day planner.
as for dating someone with vision impairment... actually no, usually the guys i date have 20/20 vision, so that nips that theory in the bud.
and for those of you, especially "kristin gallegos", who are interested in my birth control pills... i have just started my sugar pills...
do you know what that means?
it means "effing bring it."

