10:08 PM|oh yeah... it's will ferrell's last night on SNL... what a major loss for the show... we're left without a fake president. he is such a talented guy...dagnabit.
11:40 AM|i am addicted to Trading Spaces.... this show is such a tease for me since i rent and can't really do anything with my apartment... arrrgh.
i am supposed to meet cathy for the food festival. it's cold and rotten out right now. arrrgh squared.
10:49 AM|tired. i think it's the weather and allergies combo that is doing me in.
i am swamped here at work. yet... i am on this thing. ever look at a design so long that it starts to NOT make sense to you and now when you try to rearrange said design, it just becomes one big pile of slop? well.... that's what is happening to me as i redesign the company website. supposed to have an outside vendor work on this as i tend to the inTRAnet, but they haven't hit the nail on the head with what we want, so i am taking a second stab at it. and am ready to stab other things...
my eyes are bleary and it's only 10:45am
anyway, randomoddness wrote and suggested i update my
amazon wish list since my birthday is coming up. so i did.
BUT... if ANYONE even has an inkling of buying me something, thank you first off, but if you do, i implore you to go to
http://www.save-the-girls.com instead and give $10, $25, $50, $100 or whatever you wish... think of the boobies across the land. if there were none, there wouldn't be a
hoopty rack browser... there wouldn't be Juggs Magazine, there wouldn't be a happy hepatitis riddled Pamela Anderson Lee Rock....
so, since my birthday is coming up (yeah, june 21st, but i was reminded of it by
randomoddness) i figured i would take this time for a boobie service announcement...
so, make a girl and her girls happy and donate!!!! thanks!!!!
right now, to meet the minimum of $1900, i need $965 in donations... so if 50 people kicked in $20, there ya' go... if 96 people kicked in $10, that would be swellegant... and if 9 people kicked in $100, that would be effing wonderful... if you can spare only $5.00, donate... if you can spare $500.00, donate!!!!!!!
no one likes to see a sad brassiere...
just think... guys.... there wouldn't be any of those soft porn
Victoria's Secret catalogs coming to your house each month....
DO SOMETHING!
7:39 PM|so i got a letter in the mail asking me to join D.A.R. (the Daughters of the American Revolution)
i think it's just good enough knowing that i could get in (many in my family are members of it....) and i could get in on both sides of my family, but dad's side is the killer lineage side, what with Benedict Arnold and Ethan Allen in there...
mom is dead set against DAR... says they are like a cult that is extremely anti-catholic.
whatever.
odds are, not gonna join. not exactly a prissy anti-catholic chick. and god knows that if they even found out about my blog they would swoon and shake their glove-laden hands in fists of rage (feminine rage, but rage nonetheless)
2:24 PM|THIS totally made my day (and by posting this blurb from glossy blog i am in no way mocking her. i am actually giddy with delight and thinking "one can only hope...." and also wanting to thank her for posting to my guestbook... thanks!)
"And finally, I made a pit stop at gigglechick. I think she's famous so I didn't dare leave a comment. I signed her guestbook though, but that doesn't count because I did it before I found out she's famous."turns out she found out i was famous before i found out :)
and ANYONE, please... feel free to post comments!!!
7:40 PM|am still at work... but am taking a break... and i happened upon THIS site via
mischiefgurlgo now and watch the
"Attention All Tappers" short that
fred armisen is in
heh... makes me wanna slap some tap shoes on and bring in the funk... not the noise so much though.
4:36 PM|heh... saw this link on Billegible:
Budweiser ad:
"Today we salute you, Mr. horse-drawn carriage driver."here's the skinny... 1991 the summer of... i was living in philly and i actually drove the horse drawn carriages dressed as Betsy Ross. it was a fun job... unfortunately they really wanted you to screw people over with the cash (especially old women) and the other drivers always were high on The Pot... (i am allergic to it if anyone is taking notes)
but other than the fact that i had to look AND behave as if i was a cast member in Oliver, and the fact that junkies were in control of an animal that weighs a ton... i got to drive horses throughout the city of brotherly love, and get paid for it...