i am a slug.
stayed home....
of course i set my alarm for 9:55am because i have to move my car to the other side of the street at 10am for the street cleaner...
so i struggled to remove myself from between the sheets... and slapped on some jeans, no bra, a big ol' hat to disguise my bedhead... and pulled on my warmest coat to meander out into the living world...
it snowed last night so once i made it to my car - a block away - i had to scrape it off...
then i did a spectacular job of moving it across the street... i was curious to see that there were still a number of unmoved cars on the side that i had been on... didn't these people care about getting a ticket?
and the fact that there were spots open on the opposite side of the street was strange, too.
i get out of the car, go to the coffee stand on the corner... noticing they were giving me funny looks...
was it my hat? my coat? my lack of make-up? good god! could they tell that my "girls" were footloose and fancy free through my coat!?
no.
one of them reminded me it's wednesday and that i didn't need to move my car.... dammit! wednesday is a free day! i thought it was tuesday
*@!*%#
so i bought my coffee and trudged back home in the snow.

