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shovel this.

nice.

well... i certainly know that i live in jersey city.

first off, my landlord already shoveled everything.

next, i had my blinds cracked a bit to see outside and 2 - what i assume to be homeless - guys are staring in my window... then they ring the bell

first guy: "excuse us, ma'am... you need us to shovel?"

me: "um... no. no thanks, my landlord already did that."

first guy: "alright then, have a good day"

me: thanks, you too. [closing door]

second guy: "FUCK. excuse me lady, you wanna make a donation to the cause anyway?"

me: "eh... no. if i had money i would, but..."

second guy: "!@#*&%"

[i then slam the door]


nope... this isn't manasquan with 11 year old kids with cherubic faces and rosy cheeks shoveling the walk for a cup of cocoa (as they did in my day - yes, i am 32... but i remember kids would work for a couple of bucks OR cocoa)

not guys in their 30's in ripped clothing peering into my apartment and then trying to swindle me for cash -- and i was sure as hell NOT going to offer cocoa.

if you noticed, there are new links on the right nav that give the ability to translate my site into a couple of languages... i translated it into german, then translated the german back to english... this is what this post says after refried translation:


dig this.

nicely. ... I know certainly wells that I live in the jersey city.

first away, my landlord already dug everything.

first had I mean curtains cracked a point, in order to see exterior and be 2 - which I accept, in order homeless - cords staring in my window... then, her the bell clips

first cord: "do you excuse us, ma'am..., you us need to dig?"

I: "over... No. thanks, my landlord did not do already that."

first cord: "well then, you have a good day"

I: Owing to, it also [ closing door ]

second cord: "BUMSEN excuse me lady, you would like a delivery to the cause to somehow form?"

I: "how... No., if I had money, which became I, but... "

second cord: "!@#* and % "

[ I slam then the door shut ]

nope... this is not digging with the 11 a yearly kids with cherubic faces and rosy cheeks the way for a bowl cocoa manasquan (as they did on my day - I am 32..., but I remember kids would work for a pair of the dollars OR the cocoa)

not cords in their thirties in the torn clothes, which look into my dwelling and then swindle me for cash tries -- and I was safe as hell, which does not go offering cocoa.

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