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so after posting eric's photo the other day, i got to rummaging around in a few shoeboxes and dug up 1% of my exes... pretty much a few that actually were around long enough to have their photos taken

• John... not my first boyfriend... but another first... good guy
status= friends. married. 1 rugrat

• Dale - this is right before his junior prom... in 1986
status= not friends. married.

(i would go to my junior prom with bill r. and then senior prom with scott j. )

• Patrick - fling. good kid, we kept in contact a little my freshman year of college, but that's it. last i knew - in this photo - he lived in florida
status= MIA

• Brendan - met freshman year of college - dated on and off throughout. he was a film major - hopefully is doing what he wants now
status= MIA

• Ryan - met senior year of college when i was slinging cheesesteaks on south street in philly. he was in the navy, but was from arizona and was a bull rider.. he shipped out, asked me to marry him, i said no and then i moved on to the next fella (joe) word has it ryan got married 6 months later...
status= MIA

• Joe - dated for 5 months. sent me roses every week. wrote poetry and love notes... then broke up with me on christmas... he didn't smile once this night on halloween when i made a matching potato costume for him * after the breakup i was so upset that i lost 40 lbs in 2.5 months... i had a fleeting thought that i wanted him to date me and break up with me again as a quick way to drop a few pounds
status= not friends. married.

• Bill - my first real red-headed boyfriend. swell egg.

here's bill in 1993 with archie still yap with his family - that was the hardest part of breaking up.
status= still good friends.

• you saw eric the other night

• Matt - aka "fat matt"... um... sort of cordial to each other now but i am still bitter over this schmuck. this is the one that said i was way too fat. *ahem* cathy - poor cathy can't hang with me without hearing at least one derogatory matt comment... we broke up in 99 - and then he broke into my apartment and took all the food out of my cabinets.
status= ~~speaking terms~~ have no use for him.

updated 12.03.03: hey all of you nosing around for FattyPack... the page you seem to be entering from is "CACHED" through google... it is no longer on MY site... so make a note of it...

• and the GSB™ - who was last seen dating me feb. 17, 2002
status= not friends (although i do get IM'd by his roommate every so often, hey Mike!)

that's just a smattering and a teeny glimpse into my dating past