there's a tow truck on my street right now - making a lot of noise, going in for the kill... it's about 6 cars down about to prey on a benz parked in front of a hydrant....
ya' ever have a wave of nausea sweep through you because you are a few payments behind on the car and all you can envision is emilio estevez swearing a dubbed "Flip You!" in your mind?
i've become one of those peeper women who lifts open the one slat in the blind to peer out of her window at the drop of a hat... although, i must admit, i did go outside a few moments ago when i saw the flashing lights... no, i wasn't wearing a muu-muu or hair rollers... but i do have clearasil on my face (i think the traces of adult acne will be gone by tomorrow... just in time for thursday's date)
now i can't sleep. maybe i'll go sleep in my car with a bat.

