Things only women understand: Estrogen, Pregnancy and Women
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so, this sunday i will be standing in line from at least 10am - 4pm in an open casting call for Big Brother 4
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my ex-boyfriend's mom sent me this joke...
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okay. just finished "giving the place a quick swipe" - the apartment is clean.
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dog songs... nothing but dog songs...
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well, the golf blog was still maintained through blogger
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whoa. looks like i am not going out tonight...
soon after my last post - and that was at 12:30pm - i decided to take a "short" nap...
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beauty gigglechick" »
had about a cup of bland elbow macaroni... and water... now i am going back to sleep - i really wanted to see SNL though... maybe i will wake up in a cold sweat around 11:30... man, i have to change my clocks ahead later, too
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floats gas to kill butterflies
stings kurds like a killer bee
we may have "erased" saddam's cousin,
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i just woke up. i know that i have been making light of some war stuff - just because i didn't exactly want this to become a dismal place to come to- and the Scud Stud watch that i had been goofing around with... well, one of the first reporters that i deemed Scud Stud worthy has died.
i have the teevee on when i sleep and i woke up to hear rob morrison saying that "david was a friend" and then "he will be missed"
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you HAVE to be kidding me. i JUST got my car washed. it's SPRING. what the HECK!?!?
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do you believe this? DO YOU? that's it... i am buying 4,589 cans of the worst hairspray you can kill the ozone layer with...
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gonna attempt to be a blogshare harlot.... in the spirit of my single mom life, i am attempting to boost my stock's worth by seeing if adding the links here will help... bear with me on this... hey now may be a great time - if you see your link is on here, but wrong, let me know!
and just for the hell of it, go check out uniform grey right now!!! heh!
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am going to confession at 4pm and then palm sunday mass (on saturday) at 5...
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Palm Sunday mass is one heckuva a long one.
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well... i finally did it. after 3 years since picking my first effed company... (which was Xceed) (at one point i was #67 in the top 100 on the site - then i was laid off from digitas (a week before i was laid off, i was #85)and was sort of "out of the loop" with the business thang for 9 months.
so i haven't been picking any companies in a long while - just letting the old miserable one's ride and run themselves into the ground.
so, my first 100,000 made on FC.... yep. silly, but i'm proud.
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HAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!! heh! i LOVE my accountant! i love my accountant! (gotta tell ya' i may actually ask them if i can do some pro-bono web design for them)
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mother of eff. as it turns out my accountant used the wrong form. instead of the 1040 she should have used the "amended form" the 1040X**
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going to be here at work til hell freezes over.
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why the heck did i design the flash files with my illustrations?
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that's it. i am listening to the last out of the game and then i am out of here...
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these illustrations are sucking the lifeforce out of me (i mean how "interesting" can you make something about accountants? no offense to all y'all accountants out there)
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hmmmm... i think i see light at the end of this tunnel... i cranked out the last couple of illustrations/animations... sent them to FlashBoy to tweak and make flasheriffic.
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as i am sitting here getting ready to go down the shore - having a little breakfast at the moment - here's a goofy little joke
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heh. the daily giggle. 2 of them in one post. enjoy.
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so, i am starting to write again. to get back onstage. have to. must. gotta. not posting anything on here though... i might review some old posts to get some inspiration... anyone have any favourite posts (of mine) that you think may warrant me getting up onstage and yapping about?
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woke up a little while ago to the sound of the phone ringing... danged solicitor recording. unfortunately the recorded twit on the other end can't hear me screaming like a tourrets patient through the receiver... *sigh*
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ah, the weekend.... in photos....
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what the heck!? rubin's in the bottom 2? they had better not vote him out.
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first off, don't forget to "rabbit, rabbit" first thing in the morning...
just got off the phone with my comedy sistah, monica. so friday - she and i are heading to open mic nights - not to perform.... but to watch and write... so we get off our arses.
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