dog songs... nothing but dog songs...
During the first Gulf War, an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman (an Irishman? Look it's a joke i picked up on p45.net) are captures by enemy soldiers. Their general says to them that he is feeling in a good mood and will set them free, but only if they sing a song that has a dog mentioned in it.
The Englishman starts singing "You ain't nothing but a hound dog", almost exactly in the style of Elvis Presley.
"Good" says the general, "that is Elvis, and that is a song with a dog in it," and the Englishman is set free...
The Scotsman starts singing "How much is that doggy in the window..."
"Good, the one with the waggly tail," says the general, and the Scotsman is set free...
Then the Irishman starts singing: "Strangers in the night..."
"Strangers in the night?" asks the general. "Hold your horses there, young chap, where's the dog in that?"
"Sorry mister, ye didn't let me get that far," the Irishman explains. "It's all in the chorus." So he starts belting out the chorus" "Scooby dooby doo be dooby doo doo....."

