heh. good morning!
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Rock, asked her class, "Which
human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Marcy stood up, angry, and said, "You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going
to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then
fire you! "With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Rock ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Marcy's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Bruce stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The
body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil
of the eye"
Mrs. Rock said, "Very good, Bruce," then turned to Marcy and
continued,
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
(1) you have a dirty mind,
(2) you didn't read your homework, and
(3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."....
