went out for one "Velvet Hammer" (white chocolate liquor, vox vodka and a couple of other things) martini and a "fromage puff" last night... then i came home...
so, i am sitting here, trying to figure the best way to get to work since, apparently, no one can frickin' drive in the rain... COME ON PEOPLE!!! we've had 68 days of rain in a row (give or take a few) WHY IN THE HECK are y'all driving like jackasses!?!? when i wake up and flick on the traffic report on the news, WHY on the good green earth do you IDIOTS have to take the exact route that i take to work?!?!? hmmmm? why?
and even more importantly, WHY the heck can't you stay in ONE lane... quit swerving into tractor trailers on 80... oh, you're doing construction during rush hour...quit having gas leaks.... quit rubbernecking at an accident on 95... i don't even want to tell you what the hell cell-phone-plus-derelict-induced-accidents happen on the turnpike.
*sigh*
all i want to do is get into work by 9am because Friday is FREE BAGEL DAY* in the office!!! woo.
also, i am debating whether or not to drag all my weekend paraphanalia to my car this morning to leave work and head straight down to the shore - OR - come back after work, grab some birthday packages that i know are showing up today - barring any ups or usps "oh-we-couldn't-deliver-it-because-you-weren't-home" crap. i'm also patiently awaiting a freelance check that was supposed to be here by LAST effing thursday or friday.
ah, i think i will probably just head down the shore... i have to throw myself in the shower now
*the bagels are still warm at 9

