stupid joke #1
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well
as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he
begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man
crying and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's
"I feel terrible, "he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed
it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays
the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down
the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he
hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns
and waves and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops off out
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in
that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can
around so that the man can read the label which says...
This hair spray restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.