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Last Hack Comic Standing

you have to be EFFING KIDDING ME. it's not even the end of the show and i am pissed - Last Comic Standing...

the just eliminated Vos (that's ridiculous - even jay mohr was shocked) - they eliminated cory right before him (that was surprising) and what the hell is left is...

Dat Effing Phan
(AWFUL. TERRIBLE. HACK. ONE-BIT FREAK. LET'S HAVE EVERY BIT BE A PARODY OF HIS MOTHER'S VIETNAMESE ACCENT)

and

Ralphie May
(COME ON... WHILE THE FAT GUY DOING GHETTO-SPEAK IS OH HA-HA FOR A SECOND, KNOCK IT OFF... although i'd rather he won instead of dat)

---- oh, great.... now they are having the two of them perform their sets again... i don't think i can stomach it... oh, they are having ralphie perform first... how much ya' wanna bet they are having dat go last because he won (and they are considering him the headliner...) this is awful. awful.

right now, ralphie is doing a bit about ally mcbeal and how skinny she is... um... when the hell did the show go off the air? last year? the year before?

oh. a fat guy bitching about skinny people, how louis anderson and john pinette of him - actually, i take that back they don't even do fat jokes anymore because it's "phoning it in"

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dat just said "i didn't think i'd make it this far" - neither did i.

oh here we go with the mother voice.... please, someone stick an ice pick in my ears... if he gets this deal with comedy central and an exclusive talent contract with NBC, so help me god.

more mother accent jokes. kill me... no, wait, why kill me? kill him... go.

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1.467 millionth commercial during the show
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we're back...

and the winner is....

fuck.

fuck.

dat.

Posted on August 5, 2003 9:38 PM |

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