word on the street is that david letterman is going to announce on his show on friday night that he and his girlfriend are having a baby...
congrats, dave (like you read this site:)
that's the great news...
the following is not...
in other news, and i can't talk about it on here, but something's gone horribly awry with my moving out of the apartment... oh, i've moved, but apparently there was an incident with the cleaning service yesterday... and my landlord's house.
the reason i cannot talk is i may be a witness in a court case at some point.
email me if you want to hear the details.

