just got home from coffee blue in belmar... if you live down here (the jersey shore) check it out on tuesday nights at 9pm... my friend pat emcees... he rocks...
so i was there with a fella... it was our 3rd date (shut up.) he reads the site (yes. you... *ahem*) anyway, the lovely thing about going to a comedy thang on a date is having the comic ask are you two married? dating? how many dates? 3 dates? you know what that means dude, you have to f*ck her... how much have you dropped on her so far, like a hunnerdenfifty? you know what that's called, right? a hooker. a whore.
lovely. i was blushing like hell, and to sort of try and offset the dude onstage, i start talking back -- i should know that this is not the best thing in the world to do if you want to hide your head in the sand... in fact, it sort of draws them to you... but i mixed that thought up with the "they can smell fear" sort of rule... --- so the rest of the evening, we were pretty much pointed out as the couple who have to f*ck...
lovely.
there was a weird/funny "poet" there tonight... check out his site alexander the poet
anyway... so i spoke with my buddy pat (photos of pat and rob & i in the morning - i have yet to install the fuji thing to upload images on my machine at home...) anyway - spoke to pat about getting up onstage and he says whenever i am ready i can have 15 minutes or so to work on stuff (god it's been way too long since getting onstage)... cool verrrry cool! the most i've done is 10 minutes and that was a bringer show where i had to bring at least 12 people... so, even though this is a teeny little coffee house, it's a stage and i have a few bits that i will feel comfortable doing... i think that i am gonna try for oct. 21, but don't quote me... actually, i think the world series might be going on that night, so scratch that... probably the beginning of november...
on the brighter side... my date didn't get up and leave in the middle of the show... like some people...
