okay - so this guy on match.com winked at me the other day (it's an option for folks to do on there.) anyway - he lives in connecticut but i winked back at him - without really glancing too much at his profile - well, i glanced a little... only saw the 1st photo (it looked like he had strawberry blonde - or semi-red hair, so i winked back) - then i looked closer after i got the email tonight. not exactly my type. anyway....
okay - so he writes me tonight for the first time:
Thanks for returning my wink! Of course I winked at you! How could I resist someone who's been to the Elaine Benice School of Dancing? Plus, you've done "stand up", something I tried last summer.We do have some things in common....you're into art, like pubs, watching cheesy TV, blah, blah, blah...but a lot of differences, that hopefully we can resolve before our lifetime relationship begins in earnest.
One difference, which has shot down many women, is that I exercise regularly, which is healthy. Not exercising regularly is unhealthy. That's not an opinion--there are decades of scientific evidence. I actually bother to work out regularly and am interested in someone who is compatible....this seams to be a major deal killer, but so what? Why would I want an Unhealthy American woman anyway?
Just to let you know, why I'm ruling you OUT!!!!
Keith
*sigh* what the fuck was that about? the last sentence...
so of course, i had to write back...
well, that's good. i am not into exercise freaks (even though i practice yoga a few times a week and workout in the gym - but, thanks for playing).my main reason why i would rule you OUT is your spelling errors.
cheers & good luck.
- erin
effing match.com freaks. *shaking my head*
ermmm... okay, so... yeah... i lied in my reply when i said i workout and do yoga regularly - he'll never know - it's not like i had a photo of my body in my profile. gee. maybe i should send him into convulsions and email him the photo of my thighs!
what a prick.
okay - so he had one error with the word "seams"... but it still bothered the crap out of me.
wait. he spelled "Benis" wrong, too... i had it spelled correctly in my profile and he spelled it Benice.
ass.
