mother of god.
somehow - and i am going to recreate my steps here - i brushed my teeth, then i put my deodorant on... i guess i got some deodorant on my hand... somehow a blob of deodorant wound up on the corner of my mouth (no. i wasn't licking my armpit) and i thought it was toothpaste...
so, i wiped it off with my finger and to get the extra fresh breath, i licked it off...
it's degree powder fresh breath that i am sporting now.
i feel ill.

