"man of the house"
A husband had finished a book about being the "man of the house".
By the time he reached his house. He stormed in and walked
directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you
to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
"I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
"Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can
relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," said his wife.
