anyone have a spare right lung? haven't been able to go to sleep - just writhing around in my sheets whilst breaking out into a cold sweat and breathing like a seven-pack-a-day smoker... it's been fun... oh, that and my friend jenn called me about 20 min ago from boulder, colorado asking me if someone could call me and if i could be her reference - yes, of course, i've known her since i was 17 (god, that's like, 17 years ago almost.)... she's a swell egg...
although, i may sound like a perverted wheezing freak when the chick from the humane society calls looking to see who jenn is...
"*gasp* jenn is [insert sucking noise from good leftover lung] a great girl... in fact i've tried to get her to stop being a vegetarian for years, but her motto is 'if it shits, i don't eat it' *gasp* *suck* and she is great with animals and all that, excuse me while i vomit"
yeah, that's pretty much how it'll go...

