with all the asphalt on it...
okay - so i had to park 4 blocks away from church this morning it was so packed (st. martha's in point.) as i was walking (i went by myself) it was rainy and apparently slippery...
i wiped out right in the middle of the road.
think god was striking me down for my Jeezzy Ozbourne comment earlier *sigh* (god help davezilla when He finds out about this post... i think i am going to wear sensible shoes and a neck brack since i laughed at that...)
anyway - a bmw pulled up next to me and asked if i was alright... well, the folks inside did, technically - yeah i was okay - i still had 3 blocks to bloody walk (eh, coulda said "happy easter, we'll drive you to church" but no.)
so now the wait begins... i am thinking around 8am tomorrow morning the 7 inch bruise will begin on my hip and thigh.
okay so, in church...
the priest begins his homily or whateva...
"An Irishman with a very bad leg sits down in a restaurant and orders a cup of coffee... then looks around the room... he calls the waitress over and asks "Miss, is that Jesus over in the corner?"She nods yes.
"I'd like to buy him a cup of coffee as well"... so Jesus is sent some coffee...
Next, and Englishman with a hunchback walks in, sits down and orders a cup of hot tea... scans the room and then asks the waitress, "is that Jesus in the corner!?"
She nods yes.
"I'd like to buy him a cup of hot tea"... so Jesus is sent some tea...
A redneck (the priest's words) walks in, sits down, orders a coke and asks the waitress "Ma'am is that God's boy over there yonder?"
She nods yes.
"Well, bring him over a nice cold Coke and i'll pick up the tab"
So Jesus is now sipping on Coke.
Soon enough, Jesus gets up to leave...
He goes to the Irishman, says "you have done and act of kindness, thank you my son" and places his hand on his head...
the Irishman's leg starts to heal and he gets up and does a jig right out the door!
next, Jesus goes to the Englishman says that he's done and act of kindness and thanks him by placing his hand on his head - the hunchback disappears and the Englishman gets up and does 15 backflips out the door!
Jesus heads over to the Redneck and begins to say thank you, raises his hand and...
the Redneck jumps up and says "Thanks but don't touch me, I'm on disability!!!!"
yep - this is my priest... so, i suppose one little "jeezzy ozbourne needs an anger management class" comment during jesus christ superstar won't kill me...
HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!
