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SPREAD THE WORD AND EMAIL NBC TO PICK ME FOR MY OWN SHOW!!!

so, after the average joe finale - i wrote nbc...

*shaking my head*

So, "Average Joe : Adam Returns" should be renamed "Average Jackass"... too bad.

How about you have an "Average Jane" and I (yes... I said "I") would definitely make the right choice of average guys...

And when i say "average", good gawd, people, we're talking "average" we aren't talking candidates for gastric bypass surgery (which my cousin had done, but i wouldn't date her - and there's nothing wrong with GBS, but, um... i need to date a guy who can actually eat a full meal without having to drink Ensure while i am eating a 20 ounce steak with potatoes... sure, i think he'd be looking longingly at me, but it'd really be a heartbroken gaze at the meat. Don't get me wrong, I am okay with chunky guys - because they make me look slimmer next to them, but I don't want a guy who's so heavy, I could wind up being crushed by him) or guys that you can barely look at the teevee without doing a "Fear Factor Eating Competition Cringe" when they are on screen... semi-dorky is okay... über-nerd is, eh, not exactly average.

I haven't been able to get a date with the regular types of guys i used to date because, now, after seeing the "average joes" on NBC, they all think they are abercrombie & fitch models instead of the round-headed, pasty-faced, chunky irish boys that they are.

whatd'ya say? Average Jane... with 33 year old Erin Bennett... Jersey Girl... Art Director/Web Designer... Former Stand-up Comedianne... Girl who has a dating story for every topic.

I'm free to start filming whenever...

seriously :)

best-

erin patrice bennett

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Posted on April 6, 2004 4:32 PM | Permalink

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