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Dear Half-Eaten Giant Bag of Cheez Doodles (Now Entirely Gone),

Thank you for sitting quietly on the counter for about 5 days. I had been doing well with the food intake today and yesterday. I am not blaming you, specifically. Let's chalk it up to mom saying that she had leftover fried scallops and a fresh baked potato waiting for me. Sure, I had planned on buying one of those low-carb lean cuisines, but scallops!? Okay, you got me, true, I am not a huge fan of scallops - they give me a headache after a while... but come on! Baked potato with butter and sour cream. Yeah, I had passed by you with only a half-hearted glance since last week... until tonight. Damn you for being so accessible to me. Why? Why couldn't you hide further in the corner behind the pistachios? *sigh*

And now... now you are no longer with us.

Thank you Empty Bag of Cheeze Doodles... I now feel sick.

Best-

erin

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