so this morning about 10 after 7am i was walking beri...
we live near the pool area and as i walked past it... there was a shiny blue ol' blazer parked in one of the spots there (fyi, i live in a condo complex)
inside the truck was a driver... asleep.
and a passenger, a huge sumo wrestler sized passenger, who was half nekkid... also asleep.
not for nothing, and i am not trying to be cocky, but i am a little paranoid about getting snagged and thrown in vans/trucks, etc... even if they are asleep... or feigning slumber...
not to mention, there's a ton of kids walking to the bus stop and who have to go past that truck.
what happened?
well, gigglechick here, called the cops. yep. i called 'em... part of me wanted to go over and yell "hey! this isn't a f*cking campground" but instead i mentioned to the cops "there's 2 half nekkid men sleeping in a blue truck while kids are walking by and it's not really a campsite."
the cop laughed and said "it sure isn't... we'll be right over"
so i had to get my arse to work and at 7:40 i had gotten in my car and was about to start it when the cops showed up.
the guys were still sleeping. i'd woken gigglemom up and she was watching through the window as sneaky as a gigglemom can... as i pulled away, i heard the cop rap on the car and say "wake up... and get your ID's out"
i smiled at him and rode away into the sunrise... my work there was done...
although i got updates on the way to work via cell phone and the gigglemom dispatch...
after waiting for 20 min. and talking with the sleeping beauties, the cops got the results of the run on the plate and apparently there was a warrant for the driver's arrest... they hauled him off in cuffs and threw him in the squad car (woo!)
the big sumo fat guy passenger? was left without a ride and had to walk somewhere...
he's now possibly roaming the streets... although, god knows, he most likely won't be able to walk far (seriously, like 350lbs.)
so, if fat guy comes after me tonight to seek revenge you'll know why i am quiet (even though i never said a word to him... and they didn't see me)
who DID see me is the dirtbag neighbour who was driving his truck (we've had a run in before a few years ago) and he had pulled out as the cops got there - and i was getting in my car... then not 3 seconds later he made a u-turn and went back to his parking spot.
i, in turn, had left, but he saw me.
the thing is.... mom saw fat guy after the cops left, he walked over to dirtbag and was talking... now, i am not sure if dirtbag is friends with Fat Guy and Arrested Guy, but Dirtbag didn't go over to the cops to "clear things up"... and i wouldn't be surprised if it's because he - most likely - has a warrant or two of his own.
anyway... that was this morning.
i just finished my chicken salad sammich. back to work.
** note: i was trying to get my camera out of my handbag to snap a photo when the cops pulled up, so i really couldn't take any pics... *sigh* that would have been cool. kicking myself for being chicken now **
