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oh. bloody. joy.

so the second twin is getting married...

yes. those twins. anyway - this sunday is the bridal shower (at least this time there's not a bridal shower followed a month later by a wedding and then a month later by a baby shower and a couple months later by a christening... *ahem*

but got the shower invite - have been meaning to show you... click around to see the items that just lead me to believe Nipsey Russell may show up... Kerry and I already plan on downing about 4 carafes of wine...


mr. right? seriously, this guy looks like a skanky white version of snoop dogg without a personality... he's been unemployed for 2 years (and isn't trying to find work) and tells her that she's too fat - meanwhile she's bordering on anorexic... oh, and when i first called there 5 years ago to tell kelly my poppy died, he wouldn't take the message and hung up on me. Klassy.


if the "read meat" error didn't piss me off (which it did grate my nerves) then the annoying rhymes and the need for a recipe did... here's the thing, i want to staple the recipe card to a bag of ramen noodles... or mcdonalds $1 coupons... anyone else have any disgusting recipes? post 'em here!!!


more bloody rhyming. more bloody asking for gifts.

she's registered at effing fortunoffs and everything is pretty damned pricey... i mean does one (who has a "picky eater" to feed) really need 2 stock pots that cost $30 a piece?!? sorry, kid, you're stuck with a gift card to bed bath and beyond.

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so that was the shower invite.... this past monday we received the wedding invitation.... i am invited with a guest... and i am sure it'll be a lovely wedding... and i will have to bring a guest since kelly is the one who stated "well, it must be nice to still be out in the dating scene, although i am sure since you are that old, that you need to start looking for guys on the clearance rack" ... anyway, i am a little embarrassed to bring a date because the "groom" is a skeezeball.

without further ado:

beautiful calligraphy on the wedding invite. are you kidding me?


the delightful motorcycle theme. kill me.


can you be more co-dependant? and her parents are paying for the wedding... she wrote this, making it seem as if she is the one paying.


***in fairness to the parents of kelly, the wedding will be nice not "white trashy"... it's just the groom will be a dirtbag and the bride had better learn to shut her trap before commenting to me or kerry about getting married or dating... because brides with fat lips don't photograph well***


as for the shower... did i mention that on sunday (as at the last bridal shower) there will be......

BRIDAL BINGO

kill me.

Posted on May 21, 2004 11:40 AM |

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