ah yes, i am sitting here in the cool of my bedroom eating 1 and a half pints of oreo ice cream (breyers) -- i am only on the first 1/2 of the first pint and feeling mildly sick...
already ate 2 pints of pineapple and watermelon (the fruits, not ice cream)... so that's creating a melee in my tummy i suppose...
i went to 7-eleven and bought my megamillions lottery tickets... and now i wait.
i will wait to hear my numbers...
and then you will hear the loudest cackle known to man... and maybe a "bwah-hahahahahahah!"
can you picture the headline now?
"CANNED CHICK CASHES IN!"
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*update* 4:16pm... i now feel officially disgustingly ill from eating the entire carton of ice cream... blargh. too bad i've growled at all of those angry hungry girls, otherwise i might be looking for those same tips (eh. no.)

