knew I would be late for the 7:20 out of 'squan... so I scooted up to long branch... and am now comfortably sitting on the 7:41 train... which will get me in at 9:04
very cute redheaded guy 3 rows behind me....
downside... dude 2 rows up and over on the right side of the car.... apparently is choosing the 7:41 (since right now it's kinda empty) to give himself a manicure/pedicure. let me clarify.... he's got his shoes and socks off (i'd passed him on the way to my seat. why didn't I keep walking? yep. I saw the redheaded guy... and redheads are my kryptonite as you know...). anyway Bunion McHammertoe is actually clipping his toenails.... the funny thing is, it's not the first time i've seen/heard someone doing this... it's around the fifth.... which I find disgusting and insane.... I mean, i'd rather someone put their crest whitestrips on instead (as seen on Transit Blog)
okay.... talkies have boarded at red bank... frig. they've made a 2 seater a 4 seater so they mean to chat for the remainder of the trip (and the most annoying bit? one of them has one of those fake madonna faux english.... no. wait. one has that one. one's trying to sound like a yappy heidi klum (instead is sounding more like kathleen turner's attempt at a weird german inflection) and the guy.... don't even get me started, well, okay, i'm already started.... he's how should I put this delicately? Screaming Gay.
the train is getting slightly filled up but there are many empty seats but now i've got Creepy Guy sitting in the 2 seater with me reading the paper (and he's got it spread wide open....not that i've used the term "spread wide open" about anything on the train but he does.... ) wait. no.... he's folding...... and folding.... still folding. good lord the Star Ledger is a noisy paper... and the noises coming from this ben kingsley with a little hair's throat? please. he's submerged himself in cologne....
okay... so it's not technically the RRE but it's like the upscale version of it (except McHammertoe)
any names floating through your heads about what to name the 7:41 out of long branch? post 'em in the comments... because I'm breaking out my earplugs, taking an allergy pill, taking a midol and passing out now
::: plunked in on my treO:::
