oh lord... thank you. thanks to the IM with the italianpimple last night, i haven't laughed this hard in a while...
but, now, faithful reader, DrumminGlenn, has now jumped into the mix with a fine display of horrid use of the language and sent me his conversation with the little pimp boy with the poor English skills:
DrumminGlenn: whaz up playa...holla!
Italianpimp111: who diz?
DrumminGlenn: jus some dude
Italianpimp111: iigth later
DrumminGlenn: what u busy?
Italianpimp111: who u is cuh?
DrumminGlenn: man, I jus need u to tell mee how tapimp
Italianpimp111: wut?
Italianpimp111: wut u talkin bout cuh/
Italianpimp111: ?
DrumminGlenn: how u pimp? you is a pimp. rithg?
Italianpimp111: yuh cuh iam like a playa
DrumminGlenn: man..i need some womenz dog
Italianpimp111: u kno some gurlz u like?
DrumminGlenn: man i gots many
Italianpimp111: dont act like u like them
DrumminGlenn: fo reel?
Italianpimp111: wut kinda gear u wear?
Italianpimp111: yuh
DrumminGlenn: fubu...da shit
Italianpimp111: ecko sean john?
DrumminGlenn: you like dat?
Italianpimp111: burberry
DrumminGlenn: whre you get it
Italianpimp111: tha mall cuh
DrumminGlenn: dey some womenz dere
Italianpimp111: at tha mall?
DrumminGlenn: yeah!
Italianpimp111: yuh they b there
Italianpimp111: and talk gangsta
DrumminGlenn: i got this 1 yo
DrumminGlenn: she fine
Italianpimp111: she online?
DrumminGlenn: yeah man
Italianpimp111: i finna hook u up
Italianpimp111: wut her s/n?
DrumminGlenn: gigglechickHA
Italianpimp111: iigth
Italianpimp111: wut yo name is?
DrumminGlenn: my stret name?
DrumminGlenn: double g yo
DrumminGlenn: you hookin me up
Italianpimp111: ya
Italianpimp111: she away
DrumminGlenn: she lyin
DrumminGlenn: how old u
Italianpimp111: 155
DrumminGlenn: you old
DrumminGlenn: youknow what the bomb iz...cat fihgts
Italianpimp111: o 15
Italianpimp111: cat fihgts?
Italianpimp111: lol
DrumminGlenn: hellz ya
DrumminGlenn: dey fight, den dey kiss
Italianpimp111: wutz that?
DrumminGlenn: girls kiss each uther man
DrumminGlenn: da bomb
Italianpimp111: a cat fight?
DrumminGlenn: ya..fihgt
Italianpimp111: no fight
DrumminGlenn: man...thaz wut I said
DrumminGlenn: fight
Italianpimp111: DrumminGlenn [7:46 PM]: ya..fihgt
DrumminGlenn: man u makin fun of my fat fingaz
Italianpimp111: y u talkin bout girls figthing
DrumminGlenn: u seen goirls fihgt
DrumminGlenn: ?
Italianpimp111: have i?
DrumminGlenn: yeah
Italianpimp111: yuh
DrumminGlenn: is sweet
Italianpimp111: i guess
DrumminGlenn: den they make out
Italianpimp111: ?
DrumminGlenn: man u seen 2 girls kiss easch uther
Italianpimp111: dawg gigglechickha had a catfight b4
DrumminGlenn: wut????????
Italianpimp111: gigglechickha had a catfight b4
DrumminGlenn: she win?
Italianpimp111: ? u tell me
DrumminGlenn: man i aint seen her fihgt
Italianpimp111: u kno her?
DrumminGlenn: yeah she my nayboy
DrumminGlenn: naybor
Italianpimp111: o shes a bimbo
DrumminGlenn: she fine dawg
Italianpimp111: kno i told her i will cat fight her but she was scared
DrumminGlenn: man she beat ur azz
Italianpimp111: kno
DrumminGlenn: she strong
Italianpimp111: y wont she fight then
Italianpimp111: cuz iam ready
DrumminGlenn: she dont wanna hert u
DrumminGlenn: what u a grrl?
Italianpimp111: naw
DrumminGlenn: you cant fite grrls
Italianpimp111: yea
Italianpimp111: iam only 15
DrumminGlenn: kewl i'm 13 - i'm out yo
DrumminGlenn: latahz
Italianpimp111: she said hi
DrumminGlenn: yo?
DrumminGlenn: sweet
Italianpimp111: tell her me and her 1 on 1
DrumminGlenn: man she will tear u up dawg
Italianpimp111: so
DrumminGlenn: aight i'm out see ya
Italianpimp111: u think she will fight me?
DrumminGlenn: u gotta ask her
Italianpimp111: what you think?
DrumminGlenn: she prolly a luver, not a fihgter
Italianpimp111: but do u think she will if i slap her?
DrumminGlenn: dude, you get kicked in da nutz
Italianpimp111: then i will pull her hair
DrumminGlenn: after she kick you u be cryin dawg
Italianpimp111: kno
Italianpimp111: but do you think she will fist figth or cat figth me?
DrumminGlenn: she got a whip yo
Italianpimp111: so fist figth or cat figth?
DrumminGlenn: cat figth is 2 girlz dawg
DrumminGlenn: she knock u out
Italianpimp111: she we finna 2 fist figth me and her 1 on 1?
DrumminGlenn: 1 on 1 she beat you down
DrumminGlenn: then fart on ur face
Italianpimp111: if we did fight how long u think it will last?
DrumminGlenn: howevr long she wants it to
DrumminGlenn: man I gotz enrish homwurk dude latahz
Italianpimp111: she?
Italianpimp111: well u r going 2 see me and her fight soon
DrumminGlenn: kewl...tell me abou ti
DrumminGlenn: see yaz
Italianpimp111: late
Italianpimp111: r u going 2 breck us up?
