well today is the annual frigging "HooHa" that i have been dragged to kicking and screaming for the past number of years.
unfortunately, i will be flying solo... my saving graces, cousin kerry (is in florida now) and cousin chrissy (can't make it) won't be there... last year kerry couldn't make it either... *sigh*
so now both twins are married (the most recent was the one with the wedding invite....*ahem*) - their "delightful" husbands "can't make it" today... which is FINE by me...
i am just waiting for another comment like:
yes. i am still livid over that statement... trying to think up comebacks to effing rude idiotic comments like that again:
"yeah, the clearance rack at Barney's"
"clearance rack? oh wait, where's your husband? is he working today? when did your dad get him the job as a janitor?"
"that's it bitch, oh hell no!" -- and proceed to mime throwing hockey gloves off and lunge at her.
*sigh* alas, i cannot do any of that. gigglemom has a gag order on me... apparently, i am not even supposed to be typing this on my site (what. evah.)

