so I am sitting in the hospital... more specifically, room 17 of the emergency room... gigglemom has had an ultrasound of her legs, xray of her chest and and ekg....
she mentioned to Dr. "Joe" - who, by the way, looks like Jackie Chan...seriously- GM said to the doc that I had gone online last night and typed in the symptoms and what her COPD & emphysema could be aggrevated by and he said (between laughter):
"oh really and what were your internet findings? perhaps you'd like to be her physician"
dude. don't move ahead of fucking verizon on my fucking shit list today otherwise you're gonna need to suture the hole I am gonna rip in your ass.
anyway... GM always forgets to mention her abdominal aortic aneurysm... and how she also had to have her iliac arteries scraped in 01...
so I began to mention it and jackie chan walked away mid-sentence... oh. hell. no.
see, I mentioned the iliacs because GM has had swelling in legs lately and he poo-poo'd my congestive heart failure theory saying that both legs would be swollen, not just one... um, jackie, both ARE... the right one a little more than the left...
just pisses me off... anyway... we've been here since 1:00pm... right now it's 7pm...
now I am not saying I want GM to have congestive heart failure, but it'd be nice to say "eff you, Dr. "Joe", I was right"
oh well... I will update y'all later...
in the meantime, go vote for me at the B.O.B.s... do it for Gigglemom...
::: plunked in on my treO:::
