have any of you nj transit riders come across the stickers slapped on the ends of the trains that say:
WE WANT PAY LIKE THE MTA.
paid for by the disgruntled NJ Transit conductors
have you? well I am all for people having a decent salary and all, really I am... but are you funking kidding me? I have to shell out $291 a month to have their bellyaching sticker glaring at me?
I am ready to wield my sharpie and write:
WE WANT A FARE THAT LEAVES CHANGE TO SPARE.
or
HOWABOUT A CONDUCTOR WHO'S NOT A MOTHERFUNKER?
or
WE WANT TO SAY NJTRANSIT'S SUCKED 4 HOURS OUT OF OUR DAY (okay that one's a little long and not so good..)
paid for by the trapped disgruntled NJ Transit commuter who is subject to hours where the NJ Transit conductors don't do a damned thing when someone's yelling on their phone, kicking their seat, clipping their toenails or spitting on the floor...
NJ TRANSIT.... your conductors put that effing sign up on the wrong bloody day. I just handed over $291 for my monthly pass and your train sat still in the snow for 20 min outside newark and you are giving me the effing sticker guilt?
that's it. i'm gonna make my own stickers up on cafepress later... and slap 'em on the trains.
maybe a simple:
YOU LOOK AT TICKETS AND WALK DOWN AN AISLE ALL DAY. BITE ME, TRAINBOY.
followed by the aforementioned "paid for" disclaimer.
::: plunked in on my treO:::
