well, well, well... so she had cold feet --- she WASN'T abducted...
maybe she got a bad haircut and decided she'd rather flee than get married with short hair.
*wipes hands*
my work here is done.
(okay, granted, it might not have been exactly my theory of paying for the wedding)
what an ass.
she's had TEN bridal showers over the past month... TEN... (that's a LOT of effing bridal bingo .)
looks like she'd better start figuring out how to send all of those gifts back.
