A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to
spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large Amazonian bullfrog. They say
it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no
more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he laughed it off.
Nevertheless, the woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need
to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she awoke and noticed that her husband was not in bed.
"Aha", she said to herself, as she quietly snuck down the stairs to the frog cage.
To her surprise, she found her husband and the frog in the kitchen, reading cookbooks.
"Just what do you think you're doing?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
thanks, peewee for passing that along :)
