well, the influx of Bennys will be happening this weekend...
tonight's commute home will be chock full of "wheh you goin'? Leggett's or Osprey? D'Jai's or Bah A" talk.
on the train tonight, the beer will be flowing, the hair will be high, the nails will be long, the necks will be non-existant and the International Male wear will be packed in weekend bags in hopes of making an appearance on 18th ave beach...
Most of the riff-raff will be hightailing it off the train at Belmar... a few more scuttle off at Spring Lake (not so much with the I.M. thongs in those bags, more like ralph lauren, etc) and then we have manasquan and point pleasant being invaded as well as bay head...
what i am getting at.... eh... odds are, tonight's commute (and every friday following til mid-september) will be on the annoying side.
and so, dear friends, I leave for work, but not before posting this silly little joke that was sent to me this morning....
Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, New Jersey and New York.
Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.
"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan. "We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"
A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Jersey.
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I'm just sick of looking at them!"
Inspired, the gal from New Jersey opened the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.

