'Benny' or not, here they come
dang. she'd said she was going to plug gigglechick in this article. and she didn't use my middle name. at least she said i was a manasquan native instead of making me look like i was born and raised in Brick.
she kinda misquoted me in the article. she made me sound too nice. my growlfest to her about the bennys was much more scathing. and i didn't tell her the flip-flops matched the thongs. it was written as if i said THAT. and some folks COULD take it to mean the flip-flops WERE the thongs... while, in fact, the three girls had 3 pairs of gilded flip-flops... and the one girl was holding up a skanky pair of buttfloss underwear... so in case people are doing a google search in an attempt to hunt me down (erin bennett. brick. formerly manasquan) that's the real story... and i had a lot more quotes that were funnier. dammit.
she lives up in NYC.
frigging Benny Reporter.
:)
(ah, she was very nice on the phone. i won't give her any guff.... and the article was pretty good. i just didn't like the "thongs" being in the same breath aas "flip-flops" because the comedic timing was out of whack then)
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