hey i'd like to send out a big "eff you" to the freak standing in penn station, leaning against the pole sporting his best revenge of the nerds creep-o collection...
gee thanks for grabbing my right boob then saying "Hey Bouncy"...
did you enjoy my right arm flailing up and belting you in the nose as I kept running for my train?
I swear, if I didn't think I would miss the express to long branch I would've called over the military guy that was 20 feet away looking for terrorists...
only think worse than a sexual assault during rush hour is a sexual assault AND having to wait 45 more minutes because you've missed your train.
yeah, when I looked back and saw him trying to put his glasses back on I knew I had a direct hit.
jackass.
::: plunked in on my treO:::
