okay. so, as i was walking to work this morning, i fell UP 5 steps in Penn Station.
yes. you read correctly.
UP.
am an ass.
i was reading email on my phone and my flip-flop, well, it flopped and so did i. UP 5 steps. i so cannot multitask.
of course, it was rush hour and people saw, and so i got up and did my best mary lou retton "nailed it" gymnast move with my arms raised so that people would laugh not at me but with me.
luckily the sunburn is the colour of me blushing, so it all blended...
will most likely have a huge bruise on my right shin within 4 hours... i am in pain.

