well, i've never written about my teeth (except maybe once about the dentist putting novacaine near the wrong tooth.)
but now i have a FREAKY stalker jackass who "thinks" he's smooth by emailing my portfolio email address with his sick crap...
my dear friends, i give you.... Jake Rivers <email@example.com> --- who apparently signs his name "Craig":
From: Jake Rivers
Sent: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 08:37:28 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: your teeth/mouth blog
Your write-up really interested me. Aside from your interesting bio and the fact that you seem like a cool and fun girl, I thought I'd write to you. You talked about your extensive dental work.
Please take the time to tell me more about your dental history. I do like a girl with lots of dental work...really intriguing to admire and enjoy with all that silver glimmer in the back of your mouth in contrast to all the pink moistness of your mouth and creamy white teeth...would you say your teeth are large or small? Hey, don't be shy. Send me some mouth pics so I can see your wonderful description. Do your fillings flow over the side of the tooth or are they round or oval, oblong or like a cross or pinwheel in the molar tops? Any in between the teeth? Sorry to hear about the pain...but no pain no gain. Would you consider getting a removable partial denture for that missing tooth or any others?
Your story sounded fascinating so I thought you might also turn out to be a nice girl worthwhile to get to know.
I am single white male, 33, 6 ft tall, blue eyes, 190 lbs. What about you?
so i had to write back to him (using my pottymouth):
take me off of any fucking email address book you have.
before i use my mouth to call up yahoo.
to my, eh, delight... he responded:
Subject: do you have any aliases?
since I do not like your attitude!
eh, gee, yeah i have some aliases --- suuuuuure.... i'm so going to tell him all of my email addresses...
*sniffle* he doesn't like my attitude anymore.
so, if anyone has major dental work and would like to hook up with this icky creature... i suggest you use his email address above. you should have a good attitude as well...