so here's the thing... i am going away to upstate ny til monday. yes i will most likely post sporadically - maybe. but if not, no worries, i am only in the catskills...
in the meantime, today has been loaded with f*ckwits not reading my site, yet, miraculously commenting on it as if they know what the eff they are talking about.
and i give them 3 strikes before they're banned. (2 strikes when they begin posting threats against me) --- so i do not suggest being a frigging jackass in my comments.
here's the tidbits that irk me:
1) read my frigging site and, oh, i dunno - don't just read one effing page of it before making a judgement and saying "i don't get it"
2) frigging spell things properly. i understand the OCCASIONAL error, but when you're commenting with "U R stoopit bich i aint get UR cite" - please, just move it along, there are other sites out there and i would suggest you start with effing dictionary.com
3) when you are attempting to berate me about my not wanting the US to help the UK, perhaps try to get a little sunshine and pull your head out of your ass - and realize I WANT THE U.S. TO HELP THE U.K. - idiot.
4) when you are in the middle of your asinine diatribe that is absolutely wrong, and you type out "The whole world doesn't evolve around you" --- well, um, not for nothing, but thank you? does that mean that i am the only one "evolving"?? or does that mean --- oh! wait! i think you meant REVOLVE... right? am i right!? of course i am. jackass. and i never said it ever revolved around me. but when you come to my website - well, this is MY little universe and yeah, it DOES "revolve" AND "evolve" around me.
5) go ahead, when you post in innappropriate areas "i think girls need to talk about their feelings here" and i suggest you get your own blog and that in turn causes you to email me stating that i am a "jerk"... oh. boo hoo. there. there's my sarcastic feelings right there.
6) for the love of all that is holy in the world... stop and think before you post. if you think that you are being a jackass, i highly recommend you move it along and go to someone else's site. if you hate my site, don't let the door hit you on the ass... there are a billion sites out there that you can peruse (that means "look at", kids.)
7) yes. comment on my site... but keep in mind, my personal website is NOT a democracy. it's mine. i rule it. i shell out the $40/month to maintain all the features/hosting/tracking etc on it... i don't need whiny 13 year olds, who have a desire to destroy the English language, bellowing on my site... so you have been forewarned that i reserve the right to ban anyone - ANYONE - who comes into my little living room of a blog here, and craps all over my sofa.
that said, ladies and gentlemen, THAT is my time.
enjoy your weekend.
