a redheaded guy just got on at red bank and sat down next to me on the train.
complete with buddy holly glasses, black slacks with brown shoes, and stinking the holy bejeezuz out of the place with the pungent mixture of what seems to be garlic roasted with old socks and smothered in lagerfeld's photo stench cologne.
frig. and I am trapped... the train is crowded and I am on the inside seat.
I feel even more sick now
::: plunked in on my treO:::

