okay.... well... the ETA of my friend is delayed for some reason (no... there is absolutely NO chance of it being that, thanks...)
yes, i mentioned the lean cuisine (3 meat pizza, to be exact....) that i had for lunch...
would you care to know what the hell else i have put into my body today?
• XL coffee with cream (dunkin donuts)
• DD banana nut muffin
• lean cuisine 3 meat pizza
• water...
okay... up til that part, i was doing okay, not stellar, but manageable...
about 20 minutes after the lean cuisine i had:
• 1 Lender's plain bagel with cream cheese
25 minutes after that:
• 2 slices white bread with 2 slices of white american cheese toasted
(again, just because this sammich is white doesn't mean i am a racist)
a little while later:
• 1 sliced cup of peaches
45 minutes later:
• half a jar of vlasic garlic sandwich pickles
(i swear there is no chance there's a rugrat on the way... check my blog for details on the last time there's been any human contact... we're talking january 1st... yes. i've been cranky this year.)
then it was time for dinner:
• 3 slices of turkey (not counting the turkey i snitched off the bird prior to dinner)
• stove top stuffing... instead of potatoes!!???
NO.
• also had country crock homestyle mashed potatoes.
• butter.
• gravy.
• french cut string beans.
DESSERT:
• a mug filled with turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy and string beans
20 minutes later:
• sliced peach cup
20 minutes later:
• bag of orville reddenbacher popcorn
• and 3 glasses of water
i think that's about it. it's still only 11:30pm, so there's probably room for another bagel and perhaps i should try 6 exlax tablets (ha.)
once the friend comes the hunger will subside...... i hope.
