well, i got a prescription back in june but never did anything about it til today....
this afternoon i made my appointment for my first mammogram and bilateral mammography... so... at 1:45pm on 11.02.2005, the girls are going to be squished like hell.
over the summer, my aunt and her friends were telling me their horror stories about their mammogram experiences... my aunt was telling me that at this ONE diagnostic center where she had to go, they pinched her belly in with the boob... and she was bleeding...
great.
as it turns out, THAT was the diagnostic center the doc gave me the scrip for...
well, all i can think is.... now i am going to turn into one of those bloody female comics who yap about their mammographies...
"an' then, my breasts were so flat the technician started pouring maple syrup on 'em!!!"
[insert rim shot here]
(erm... okay, maybe i won't be a mammogram comic... i pray that it's uneventful... oh yeah and that i don't have breast cancer, but mainly that they don't make my boobs and belly fat bleed unnecessarily.)
i want columbus to still be able to say the globe is round, not flat...
(see, no more mammogram bits til i actually experience one...)
