just stepped off the (delayed) plane in newark. am now sitting in the limo trying not to puke.
the car smells like ajax and kim chee.
not pleasant.
and the driver just let out a loud belch without so much as an "excuse me"
let me see if I can give you an idea of the horrendousness of the stench...
for those of you who've been on the NJ Turnpike near exit 12 and have had to roll up your windows and hold your breath - possibly cracking fart jokes as you pass the factories.... well, and I swear to you, I just rolled the window DOWN near said smokestacks and breathed in deeply so I wouldn't get sick from the interior of the car.
*sigh*
anyway. am safely on the ground heading towards where I parked Phooka... mid-air, my hearing came back....
then during the last 15 min of the flight I became more deaf than ever...
oh well... praying that this car ride is a quick one.
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sweet cheesenrice. he just broke wind... and I could swear he's chewing garlic curry onion gum.
blaaaaaargh.
::: plunked in on my treO:::
