holy frigging hell, my seams are about to burst. ate too much supper (pot roast/carrots/onions/mashed potatoes) - that doesn't help when A) i've gained effing 20 pounds since may... and B) the fluff & fold place i've been taking the laundry to has shrunk half my clothes (really, they've shrunk... i'm not making an excuse here for not fitting into them)
haven't gotten results from the bloodwork (of course, it's only been a day) otherwise i would be "it's because of my thyroid" - not because of the 3 pork roll sammiches i had for breakfast, or the 2 slices of coffee cake, or the bucket of fruit, or the 2 oranges, or the 2 plates of pot roast that i had today...
tomorrow will be another eating fest --- i may as well just buy a fucking muu-muu... see, tomorrow is a bridal shower gigglemom, my aunt toni and i are throwing for my cousin fran's fiancee...
of course, it's an "absentee bridal shower" - she's down in the Keys... we're all up here... Fran is getting married in december...
at least we've made sure there will NOT be any Bridal Effing Bingo or motorcycle themed items....
but on the menu for tomorrow:
baked spiral ham
3 sausage & egg quiche
2 quiche lorraine
1 vegetable quiche
french toast with blueberry/pecan topping (gigglemom made)
homefried potatoes
broiled grapefruit orange sections with brown sugar (gigglemom made)
fresh fruit bowl
4 dozen mini bagels (various flavours)
3 dozen croissants
5 dozen mini danish (blueberry, almond, cheese and apricot)
5 cream cheese (strawberry, cinnamon swirl, veggie, garlic & herb and plain)
2 pineapple upside down cake (gigglemom made)
1 peach upside down cake (gigglemom made)
3 dozen cookies
82 mini muffins (gigglemom made cranberry, blueberry, chocolate chip, apple streusel)
1 carrot cake (that serves 48)
mimosas
bloody marys
peach nectar & champagne
wine
soft drinks
coffee & tea
so. eh. yeah. um... only 15 people are attending this bridal shower... think we'll have enough food?
i might be stuffed to the gills tomorrow...
