ah, so jude, fran and i went to the Boathouse (bar) tonight - grabbed dinner and a couple of beverages. saw a few folks i know there, so that was keen. was able to finish a sentence without getting tongue-tied when i spoke with this one person that was there tonight, alas, to no avail.
anyway...
okay, well, i was standing there at one point and this cute guy comes up to me and asks:
"ARE YOU A COMEDIAN??"
me: "pardon? oh, yes, actually i am. why? have you seen me??
now, at this point, i am thinking "oh my goodness, i am FAMOUS!!!"
(it's happened before that people have come up to me and said they've seen me onstage... so it's not that far-fetched.)
so there i was thinking fame and fortune were upon me in Belmar, New Jersey... okay, not so much the fortune part.
until the guy wound up saying: "do you also like to wear cheeseburgers on your head?"
crap.
me: "are you on match.com?"
him: "yes, actually. you look the same in your photos, but better"
lovely.
anyway - if you want to laugh at me, here's my match.com profile - for all the world to see (not sure if you'll be able to view it)
here's the cheeseburger on head image in question... i had had it on my profile, forgot i took it off a few months ago:


