okay, i haven't done this in a while, but i was searching through my stats and figured i would post the "what the eff?" types of searches that for some reason bring people to my site...
behold:
mega butts plumper -- i would say fettuccini alfredo does it for me
i want a hippopatamus for christmas -- don't we all?
my prison bitch name -- yep. from when i did hard time.
heroine junkie photos -- ah, memories
small cupcake boobs -- seriously? small cupcake boobs?
dangling skin -- blaaargh.
bulimia tips -- don't even get me started - over 40 searches a day for this crap.
christian girl halter top -- eh, looking for a christmas gift?
ass parade -- um... is that the Macy's one?
okay - i am not listing them all, this is from just the past 5 hours of stats... i've gotten weirder ones... just figured i'd use this as "filler".

