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no benefits for you!
March 24, 2006 12:24 PM

eh, so... myspace is interesting.
some 26 year old punkass sent me an email:

From: Chris
Date: Mar 23, 2006 11:52 PM


Hey there my name is Chris im moving down to Bricktown in 2 weeks i to be quite honest im looking for a steady friend with benefits type thing..if you may be interested add me to your friends list..
Chris

yeah. he's kidding me right? friend with benefits?
sorry, buddy. of course i had to respond.


From: gigglechick.com / erin
Date: Mar 24, 2006 6:48 AM


what? like 401k, dental, vision?

and my new friend sans benefits writes:

From: Chris
Date: Mar 24, 2006 11:15 AM


hmm very amusing

poor thing probably doesn't know what 401k is. anyhooooo...
i, being the bitch that i want to be today, write:

From: gigglechick.com / erin
Date: Mar 24, 2006 12:25 PM


eh. yeah. listen, i'm way past the fuck buddy immature stage, but i am sure some other girl your age would drop her pants for you. good luck


will let y'all know if he responds....


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ah crap - he responded... now i feel bad (not bad enough to sleep with him. but just a little bad)

From: Chris Date: Mar 24, 2006 12:34 PM


ok sorry i pissed ya off havea good day
like i said i never had a chance to play the field
and im gonna be in a new place
furthering my lonliness
yea im younger and i guess im still immature
i didnt try n offend you i do apologize
bye


so now, the guilty nice part of me wrote back:

it's okay. just go to Jenkinson's in Pt Pleasant and there are tons of girls there... wasn't trying to be a bitch (kinda just happens naturally)

- erin


dammit.



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