you know what's good for cramps and being a complete and utter bitch right now?
gigglemom gave me one of her xanax.
i, and my uterus, thank her. (and you'd better too because i have been ready to wield an iron skillet at the side of random people's heads today)
i even screamed out the window of Phooka today, "I HOPE A RABID MONKEY BITES YOUR ANUS!!!"
stupid nun.

