so, a few minutes ago, i went to the ladies' room here at work (the bathroom is in the hall and is used by all the companies in the building)
anyway, there i was... doing my thang.
then some woman walks in, uses the other stall, did her thang, did the hand wash, did the hair flip (i could see through the crack in the door. you know.) then she went back and flushed again (water pressure is awful here)
then she walked out.
and turned off the lights.
me: "um..... helloooo?"
me: "eh......"
me: "fuck."
well, apparently my toilet paper roll was at 11 o'clock. the door is at 12 (of course.) and the sink was at 1o'clock. paper towels at 11 o'clock.
at least i know that i am quiet and my shit doesn't stink enough to alert people.
